People apologize to us for the state of their house every single day. Please stop — but do these five things, and your clean will be twice as good.
Joseph here. The most common sentence I hear walking into a home is "I'm so embarrassed about the mess." Please hear me: you hired cleaners because there's a mess. If the house were already clean, we'd all be standing in it awkwardly with nothing to do. That said, a little prep means we spend our time scrubbing instead of relocating laundry — and you get more clean for the same money.
The five things that actually matter
- Pick up floors and counters. We clean surfaces — we can't clean what's under a pile of mail, toys or laundry. Ten minutes of tidying buys you a much deeper clean.
- Secure or tell us about pets. Friendly dogs are welcome coworkers, but a nervous cat and an open front door is a bad combination. A quick note about who lives here is perfect.
- Leave out clean sheets if you want beds changed. We'll happily strip and remake beds — just set the fresh linens on the bed so we're not guessing in your linen closet.
- Point out priorities and no-go zones. "Focus on the kitchen, skip the office" takes one text and changes your whole result.
- Make sure we can get in. Key, code, lockbox, garage — whatever works. We're happy to work with lockboxes and keep your entry details private.
What you don't need to do
- Pre-clean. Truly. That's the job.
- Be home. Most of our clients aren't — many prefer it.
- Apologize. Ever. We've seen worse, I promise, and we don't judge — we scrub.
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Written by
Joseph Lindsay — Owner of Fancy Pants
I started Fancy Pants because I got tired of watching good cleaners get squeezed and good homeowners get surprised by a bill. I still work homes every week across Raleigh, Durham, Cary and Chapel Hill, so these posts come from the checklist in my head — not a content calendar. Ask anyone on my crew: I am the guy who keeps adding "while we're in there" items.
Have a question that isn't answered here? Call me at 984-300-4626 or read why the company is named after a guy who never cleaned a thing.
